LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"

This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson,and today we're gonna spell the word __________. Spell it with me now, ____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.

Fortify:
"I asked this trick down on 6 Mile-How much? She said fortify dollars, honey."
Formaldehyde:
"The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small."
Foreclose:
"If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose."
Fascinate:
"My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment:
"My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension:
"A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnel look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."
Derange:
"Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide:
"My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide."
Data:
"At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate:
"I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I said copulate."
Connoisseur:
"I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom:
"The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline:
"When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."
Catacomb:
"I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button:
"My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware:
"I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find me a job?"
Battery:
"The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad:
"I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert:
"On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus:
"The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said---anus."
Afford:
"I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford."

The Lord's Prayer translated into Ebonics:
EBONICSENGLISH
Big Daddy's RapThe Lord's Prayer
Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs,Our Father, who art in heaven
You be chillinHallowed be thy name
So be yo hoodThy Kingdom come
You be sayin' it, I be doin' itThy will be done
In this here hood and yo'sOn earth as it is in heaven
Gimme some eatsGive us this day our daily bread
And cut me some slack,And forgive us our trespasses
Sos I be doin' it to dem dat diss meAs we forgive those who trespass against us
don't be pushing me into no jiveAnd lead us not into temptation
and keep dem Crips awayBut deliver us from evil
'Cause you always be da ManFor thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever and ever.
Aaa-menAmen